One of my favorite bloggers... blognut, had one of the most hilarious posts tonight. It seems that it can be a fun little game to type in "your name" and the word "needs" in the Google search engine. The results are really funny! When I read blognut's results over at her "More Mindless Rambling" site.. I laughed my ass off and I had to do it myself!
Here are my results.......
Teresa needs to lay off the sauce
Directly under that title it said: Here's a better question...has Teresa EVER had a real job? And no, gold digger doesn't count! Teresa STAY OFF THE SAUCE! ...
(Geesh! They were a little hard on me don't you think? and NO that isn't a rum & coke behind my back!)
Teresa needs one more miracle to become a saint
(I need more than ONE! They don't know me very well.)
Teresa needs rhubarb and cement to make this happen
(All I can say is... WTF? I'm not even gonna touch that one.)
Teresa needs an Exorcist
(Ya know.. under severe stress my head does have a tendency to spin around.)
Teresa needs to know, has Jack ever gotten anywhere with a woman, and if so, to what base did he get? He almost went all the way with a girl, he says, ...
(I have a question, why do I need to know? And more importantly.. who the hell is Jack?)
Teresa needs a strait jacket
(I guess they do know me pretty well.)
Everyone in bloggerland ought to try this... I'd love to hear what Google has to say about you!! ;)
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4 years ago
3 comments:
Too funny! I do want to know what you're going to do with that rhubarb and cement. Get back to me on that will ya'. Oh, and lay off the sauce. Geez!
I say don't stop laying off the sauce.
The sauce makes like a little sweeter, spicier and less bland.
blognut: I'll call you tonight on the blogger party line to let you in on the rhubarb & cement deal. It's top secret...
Blonde Goddess: I agree, life is a little sweeter on the sauce. Actually I think "the secret is IN the sauce"!!
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